Oral sex cancer death
OK, according to the Beeb it seems performing oral sex can increase the chances of throat cancer - it really does seem that everything fun kills you.
Of course, good Freudians will now highlight the sex/death matrix (i.e. unreproductive non-sex that can kill you) to make oral sex the most desirable act in the universe.
There, I just wanted something to say other than chunter about Blair's handing in his notice, and I thought 'Oral sex cancer death' was a great post title.